1. reinventingthekarmicwheel:

    girl: i love you

    me: welcome to the club

    girl: *gets offended and walks away*

    me: …u were the first member

    like if u cried

    (Source: powerburial, via bewbin)


  2. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:


    More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

    It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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  4. foodchewer:

    thanks Doug

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  6. Michael Phelps caught cheating in Olympics; medals revoked



    Sources say he stapled fish to his wrists and ankles to help him swim faster.

    i’m shocked

    (Source: powerburial)

  7. merasmus:

    thanks scoob

    (Source: kuvaton, via duderanchdoritos)

  8. lesushhh:

    This will forever be adorable

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  10. spoken-not-written:


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